Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers!
Burger Joke 2
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Burger Joke 3
Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!
Burger Joke 4
Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
Burger Joke 5
Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.
Burger Joke 6
How are UFO’s related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
Burger Joke 7
How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They re the one’s wearing the left-handed meats !
Burger Joke 8
How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!
Burger Joke 9
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.
Burger Joke 10
How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain – Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
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