Im fat and I know it so I clap my hands

Burger Joke 11
How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!

Burger Joke 12
How do we know burgers love young people? They re pro-teen!

Burger Joke 13
How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s? They loin fast!

Burger Joke 14
How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They re often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

Burger Joke 15
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!

Burger Joke 16
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!

Burger Joke 17
How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

Burger Joke 18
How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!

Burger Joke 19
How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!

Burger Joke 20
How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!

Burger Joke 21
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

Burger Joke 22
How was the hamburger murdered? First it was rolled, then smothered in onions

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