Im fat and I know it so I clap my hands

Burger Joke 11
How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!

Burger Joke 12
How do we know burgers love young people? They re pro-teen!

Burger Joke 13
How do we know hamburgers have high IQ s? They loin fast!

Burger Joke 14
How do we know that hamburgers love classic music? They re often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

Burger Joke 15
How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!

Burger Joke 16
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!

Burger Joke 17
How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

Burger Joke 18
How do you make a hamburger smile? Pickle it gently!

Burger Joke 19
How does a burger acquire good taste? With a little seasoning!

Burger Joke 20
How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!

Burger Joke 21
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

Burger Joke 22
How was the hamburger murdered? First it was rolled, then smothered in onions

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The television is flooded with this places commercials yet you cant find one anywhere around the rose city. This is not a locally own business but more like a fast food chain. The burger and the service were so good I had to blog about it and tell everyone. Now the place I’m talking about is called Sonics Drive-in and this particular one was located in Tigard, Oregon.

So we pull in to Sonics, and I notice it is a drive in style restaurant. A drive in style restaurant consists of people driving up and parking in a parking spot that has a menu and telecom. You order your food through the telecom and someone brings it out on skates (This is a classic drive in method and was used in the late 70s and 80s). So we are parked and I began analyzing the menu. OMG. Talk about options burgers, fries, hotdogs, jalapeno poppers, mozzarella sticks, shakes, slushies’ and soda. Sonics has a little bit of everything. So i order their bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a cherry lime-aid and began to wait. About five minutes roll by and a Sonics employee rolls out on a pair of roller skates with my order and a huge smile on her face. "Here's your order sir," she said, and at that point I could choose to eat in the spot i was parked in, or drive home. So I did what any person would do in that situation and enjoyed my burger. Boy O boy, it was great. Nice thick cut crispy bacon, cheddar cheese, and a nice beefy patty. Sonics knows how to piece together a decent cheeseburger. If I could dis-create anything it would be the fact it is fast food, and I'm sure everything is mass produced, but Sonics is still a good burger joint. O yeah and there was the slushie, probably one of the best things created, and that's all I have to say about that. Sonics all in all, I would give a 3.5 star. Just because of the experience, great choices, and that dang slushie.

Its my Beef in a Box

Burger Joke 1
Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they re boygers, not girlgers!

Burger Joke 2
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!

Burger Joke 3
Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!

Burger Joke 4
Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

Burger Joke 5
Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.

Burger Joke 6
How are UFO’s related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

Burger Joke 7
How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They re the one’s wearing the left-handed meats !

Burger Joke 8
How did the jury find the hamburger? Grill-ty as charred!

Burger Joke 9
How do gossipy hamburgers spend their time? They chew the fat.

Burger Joke 10
How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain – Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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Most people who have lived in Portland, Oregon and are in love with cheeseburger have probably heard of this place called Stanichs. This burger joint is classic. Stanichs has been around for years serving up their special “World Famous” burger in the Rose City.

When arriving at the burger joint, I noticed it hadn’t changed one bit. Here it is 15 years later after first being served a World Famous and the décor is exactly the same. Also the serve has went downhill, I was there for about 5 minutes before I was greeted and had to seat myself. When finally helped I order my World Famous and a side of fries. Hoping that at least the burger was better than the service, I sat patiently waiting. Shortly my burger came out looking as pretty as can be. Same good look and body as I remembered, with a side of golden fried treats.  I bite into it and was instantly brought back to the first day I ever tried one. The ham, egg, onion, and cheese just really tickle my fancy and I was a happy man. One this that I could say was a little wrong with it, is you can tell it was thrown together. Everything wasn't evenly placed on the burger at all. In my opinion, all good burgers have balance. If I was to rate just the burger, Id give it a 3 out of 5. Burger with service 2 out of 5.

Roake's

    

When you think of an old school milkshake and burger diner in Portland, this is the type of place you might invasion. Rake’s is basically your cheesy, beefy, greasy burger joint, with really good classic burgers. Though located in the middle of nowhere, I believe this place is one of the better classic burgers in Portland.
 

During my visit I ordered their Nordious Maximus with a side of fries. If the name “Nordious Maximus” does hint size, when you see the burger it will blow your mind.  The Maximus is a quarter pound patty, topped with cheddar cheese, fried egg, ham, and BACON. Open eating it you’ll notice this burger is build perfectly and doesn’t lack flavor. My sides of fries were very crispy, salty, and fresh but due to the burgers size I didn’t eat much.



 

Overall, Id gives Roake’s 4 star out of five. Everything about that place was wonderful and the food is good.  The One thing I’d say this place could work on would be their location. Off of Columbia High way, it would take a lot of time explaining to someone on how to get there, because there nothing else around it. But besides that this place is a go. 

Little Big Burger

Little Big Burger is a great name for this place with a little burger and such big flavor.  The burger may not look like much but its patty, bun, cheese, and secret relish will have you two bites in wondering where the rest is. Though small and delicious the burger is about the same price as a normal size burger. This may leave customers to order another burger, or still a little hungry.  I personally enjoyed every bite from the first one to the last. I also thought their fries and ketchup were truly unique, and far better than any restaurant basic fries. Overall I’ll be back to little big Burger and I would also suggest it to others. 

 

 

 

 

Five Guys Burgers

On this adventure, I take my self to a well known burger joint that just recently found its way to Portland “Five Guys Burgers.” Rating this place was a little hard due to their customizable options. Unlike other places where you order off the menu, Five Guys has you order from their huge list of assorted toppings. In this particular situation and since I would be writing about five guys afterword I chose to have them through everything on it. With Five guys huge list of toppings it was no surprise the burger came out looking a lot bigger than your average cheese burger. 

At first bite, you could taste all the flavors just flowing through your pallet putting you in burger heaven, or for at least a second it took me there. After that second, I began to notice how sloppy the burger was getting due to the fact the bun had problems holding it together. But I still enjoyed it. The best burger in town it is not, but still a solid one. Though a little pricey I could see myself enjoying this place a few more times in the future. But next time I’ll do what everyone else does and get something more fitting for me, instead of throwing everything they had on it.